Flattering spamI haven’t visited the spam holding pen for a while, so Friday seemed like a good time to check for the latest flattering and incoherent messages. (Thank goodness for Akismet, defender against blog comment spam. Although it no longer shows a running total, at one point it had blocked nearly 80,000 messages!)

Here are my faves among the current crop:

“You actually make it seem so easy with your presentation but I find this matter to be really something which I think I would never understand. It seems too complicated and extremely broad for me. I am looking forward for your next post, I will try to get the hang of it!”

“Wow, awesome weblog layout! How long have you been running a blog for? you make blogging look easy. The full look of your site is great, as smartly as the content!”

“I’ve been surfing online more than 3 hours today, yet I never found any interesting article like yours. It’s pretty worth enough for me. In my view, if all webmasters and bloggers made good content as you did, the internet will be a lot more useful than ever before.”

“Wow, this piece of writing is good, my younger sister is analyzing these kinds of things, therefore I am going to let know her.”

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And here’s the best:

“Its like you learn my mind! You appear to grasp a lot approximately this, like you wrote the e book in it or something. I think that you can do with some % to force the message house a bit, however instead of that, this is magnificent blog. A great read. I will certainly be back.”

Yes, like spammers everywhere, I am sure you will be back. I looking forward to cross-check your smartly comments.

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